BAN TUCKER MAX & VIACOM: FREEDOM HATERS

US MARINES UNITE!! US SPECIAL FORCES UNITE!
THIS IS WAR!!
Tucker Max is a Douchebag Duke Lawyer who fucks around with other men's wives, and Comedy Central thinks this is funny.
1. Tucker Max hits girls, and COMEDY CENTRAL THINKS THIS IS FUNNY.
2. Tucker Max has "man boobs," and yet tells everyone he is a studd-- THE NY POST REPORTS, http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/63680.htm "I was stunned - not because I'd been scooped or by his gruffness. Max's pale, bloated face and flabby body were a far cry from the stud pictured on his Web site. He seemed shorter than his supposed 6 feet, smelled like a locker room and had a fleshy mole on his right nostril. Wearing baggy jeans, a gray tee and a black nylon, zip-front jacket, he looked like a convenience-mart cashier, sans the Redman chewing tobacco hat. ." VIACOM THINKS THIS IS A GOOD INVESTMENT.
3. Tucker Max video tapes anal sex with girls, without them knowing it, and proudly pens stories about it, and COMEDY CENTRAL THINKS THIS IS FUNNY.
4. Tucker Max has sex with other men's wives, gloats about it, and COMEDY CENTRAL THINKS THIS IS FUNNY.
5. TUCKER MAX IS A LIAR: http://youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3Dzc27DX7qRT0
As a former US Marine and member of the Special Forces, I'm organizing a Special Forces and Military-Wide boycott of Tucker Max, Comedy Central, and Robin Greene. It is demoralizing to the troops to read about Tucker Max fucking other people's wives, while we're off fighting for freedom, defending the Constitution.
COMEDY CENTRAL AND SIMON SPOTLIGHT, WHICH PUBLISH TUCKER'S PORN, ARE BOTH OWNED BY VIACOM, SO EMAIL THESE VIACOM EXECUTIVES TO LET THEM KNOW ABOUT HOW THE US MILITARY FEELS ABOUT DOUCHEBAGGERY. WE WILL BE EMAILING EVERY ADVERTSISER WHO ADVERTISES ON THE TUCKER MAX WEBSITE, AND ON HIS TV SHOW.
LET THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE KNOW THAT WE ARE BANNING THEIR PRESSES, THEIR TV SHOWS, THEIR LYING BOOKS, AND THEIR WEBSITES:
sumner.redst...@viacom.com susan.du...@viacom.com jeremie.ruby-stra...@simonandschuster.com claire.isr...@simonandschuster.com
K...@simonandschuster.com jeremy.zw...@viacom.com carl.fo...@viacom.com kelly.mcand...@viacom.com leslie.moon...@viacom.com p...@viacom.com thomas.doo...@viacom.com kkemp...@cpbgroup.com bernadette.sim...@viacom.com r...@kff.org julia.phe...@viacom.com james.bombas...@viacom.com gregory.hru...@simonandschuster.com marisa.dr...@simonandschuster.com o...@simonandschuster.com Victoria.me...@simonandschuster.com jill.sie...@simonandschuster.com carleigh.bro...@simonandschuster.com
They think this is going to bring them publicity, and that all publicity is good publicity. Well, let's see.
We will be protesting every actor and actress that appears in the show. We will be emailing their agents, thier managers, their directors and producers.
We will be protesting every writer who raises a pen.
This is WAR, and HONOR, COURAGE, and COMMITMENT will TRIUMPH OVER THE DOUCHEBAGGERY THAT IS TUCKER MAX.
As Members of The United States Military, we swore to uphold and protect the US Constitution from enemies both without and within, and any help in forwarding this email around will be greatly appreciated; for the Tucker Max douchebags at Comedy Central are destroying the US Constitution from within.
1. TUCKER MAX FUCKS OTHER MEN'S WIVES AND GLOATS ABOUT IT. Read Tucker's own words:
http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showthread.php?t=10803
TUCKER SAYS, "Fellas, I cannot begin to tell you how many girls have fucked around on their boyfriends/husbands with me. You what is REALLY fucked up about that? When I fuck single girls, I almost always use condoms, and single girls are usually right on top of me to put one on. But married/engaged women? They often ask me to NOT wear a condom. I can only imagine how many men are raising my son thinking its their own, or how many have followed me in my own juices."
JUST IMAGINE US MARINES OFF FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM, AND TUCKER AND HIS DOUCHEBAG CREW FROM DUKE LAW SCHOOL RIDING AROUND IN DADDY'S CADILLACS, FUCKING ALL THE SOLDIERS' WIVES IN FORT BRAGG.
TUCKER MAX HITS GIRLS:
http://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID=21127102&blogName=Tucker...
The story below was copied from a Facebook.com account. A link to this story in the comments to an older post awhile ago.
Tucker Max's face, meet Megan ******'s hand
Megan was discussing ball shaving with a nice man at a tailgate. Good start to this story;) NE ways, Tucker Max was also at the tailgate and started talking shit to Megan (he obviously thought she was a hot girl who would sleep w/ him if acted like an asshole, and he was showing off in front of his buddies). Megan hit him on the arm, and he said that meant Megan wanted to fuck him because if she hit him in the face, then he'd know she was mad. She then dissed his elastic waistband (yes, he was wearing elastic waistband shorts, what is he, 12?), and he said "its so stupid bitch whores like you can suck my dick without any confusion." So she slapped him in the face!!!
Tucker threw his drink at her, Candice threw her drink at Tucker with lightning fast reflexes, then he proceeded to grab Megan by her hair and hit her in the face with his pathetically small hands. With a bruised face, and a bruised ego, he took his shriveled penis back to his buddies.
In Tucker Max's own words, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." Oh, and he hits girls.
TUCKER MAX HAS MAN BOOBS:
http://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID=656147593828115707&blogN...
half way through our conversations i second guessed myself and realized that i really didn't want to sleep with him. i realized that i have been had by this dude, just like the rest of the 16-23 year olds out there that have yet to have a true encounter with Tucker, and have just reeled off of what his books say. judging by looks alone, he doesn't seem like he would be that good in bed, let alone be remotely worthy of having the Crystina Experience... and he had man boobs too. man boobs, people! besides, i couldn't stop looking at the weird shoes he was wearing. i couldn't imagine what a dude would be like in the sack if he was sporting a pair of these things when he goes out to pick up women.
IN ORDER TO HELP BAN TUCKER MAX AND COMEDY CENTRAL FROM MILITARY BASES, SEND AN EMAIL TO THE CORPORATE CZARS WHO ARE SEEKING TO PROFIT OFF OF TUCKER'S IMMENSE DOUCHEBAGGERY.
sumner.redst...@viacom.com susan.du...@viacom.com jeremy.zw...@viacom.com carl.fo...@viacom.com kelly.mcand...@viacom.com leslie.moon...@viacom.com p...@viacom.com thomas.doo...@viacom.com kkemp...@cpbgroup.com bernadette.sim...@viacom.com r...@kff.org julia.phe...@viacom.com james.bombas...@viacom.com
THEY THINK CONTROVERSY FOR THE SAKE OF CONTROVERSY IS GOOD?
WELL, LET'S SEE.
TUCKER MAX FILMS ANAL SEX WITH GIRLS, WITHOUT THEIR KNOWELDGE:
This was going to be my first time foraging in the ass forest, and I wanted to have a reminder of my trip, a memento I could carry with me the rest of my life...so I decided to film us.
I planned this beforehand, but I was afraid she would decline, so instead of being mature and discussing this with Jaime, I just made the executive decision to get it on camera...without telling her.
That alone is pretty bad. But instead of just setting up a hidden camera...I got my friend to hide in my closet and film it.
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/print/tucker_tries_bu.phtml
COMEDY CENTRAL AND LESLI MOONVES THINK THIS IS FUNNY. THEY ARE BASING A SHOW ON TUCKER'S STORIES.
The Chicago Sun Times Exposes Tucker Max As A Douchebag
Someone posted a link in the comments section of a previous post to the blog article Sunday Lunch With Tucker Max at the website for the Chicago Sun Times. This blog article was written by a female reporter who followed Tucker Max around for a day when he did a book signing at a Chicago book store. This article clearly shows that Tucker Max's book tour hasn't gone as well he tries to make it seem. According to the author, Tucker Max only signed 41 books at the bookstore. He apparently received $1 for each book signed. After accounting for the cost of parking ($26), he ended the day ahead by only $15. However, after factoring in the cost of renting the SUV he drove to get to the book store, it is obvious that he lost money on the Chicago leg of his book signing tour.
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Tucker Max Gets Clowned On The Opie & Anthony Show
Tucker Max was a guest on the Opie and Anthony Show on June 27, 2006 plugging his "book," I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. I haven't listened to the entire interview, but apparently things got really interesting when Opie and Anthony started questioning the truthfulness of Tucker's stories. Things got so bad that by the end of the interview, Tucker Max supposedly looked like he was on the verge of tears.
This summary of what happened on the Opie and Anthony Show was posted on Wikipedia earlier today but was quickly deleted, probably by either Tucker Max himself or one of his mindless followers:
On June 27, 2006, Tucker appeared on the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio. After telling his "Tucker Tries Butt-Sex" story, the interview quickly went sour. Upon further questioning, Max was unable to validate his story with the inability to be able to produce the tape in question, claiming that the cameraman vomited on it, thus destoying the tape. Max was also unable to produce a police report involving another woman's car and a parking mishap that resulted in a supposed collision with a donut shop. Opie and Anthony then led an unsuspecting Max into believing that his headphones had broken. While Max's headphones were off, Anthony told the audience that Tucker Max was a full of it, and called bravo sierra. The interview ended with allegations of Tucker being called a "liar" and comparisons to author James Frey. When leaving the studio, Opie allegedly threw his book at a window and tore it up. Max left the building giving poor Erock (show gopher) the middle finger. Tucker has since removed all mentions of this appearance on his website.
Tucker's appearance has been discussed in depth at the Opie and Anthony message board. Several Opie and Anthony fans have posted messages relating the interview and the truthfulness of Tucker on message boards on Tucker Max's website, but Tucker and his moderators deleted the messages right away. Tucker and his moderators supposedly have a reputation for quickly deleting any content from his message forums that is critical of him.
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Article in NY Post Exposes Tucker Max As A Douchebag
I discovered an article in today's NY Post that makes Tucker Max look like the douchebag he is. Apparently some woman who writes for the NY Post met him for an interview and he acted like a complete idiot. Check it out (I especially like the part where she criticizes his appearance):
http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/63680.htm
VIACOM THINKS THIS IS A GOOD INVESTMENT!!
"You're too late," he said, grabbing the detergent, putting it inside the doorway. "I already got some girl to do it. I want a beer."
I was stunned - not because I'd been scooped or by his gruffness. Max's pale, bloated face and flabby body were a far cry from the stud pictured on his Web site. He seemed shorter than his supposed 6 feet, smelled like a locker room and had a fleshy mole on his right nostril. Wearing baggy jeans, a gray tee and a black nylon, zip-front jacket, he looked like a convenience-mart cashier, sans the Redman chewing tobacco hat.
WHY NOT HAVE A SHOW ABOUT MARINES SERVING THIER COUNTRY, INSTEAD OF THIS SORDID, DEMENTED, DEMEANING DOUCHEBAG THAT IS TUCKER MAX?
BAN TUCKER MAX.
BAN COMEDY CENTRAL.
BAN SIMON SPOTLIGHT.
BAN VIACOM.
THE MARINE CORPS VALUES ARE: HONOR, COURAGE, AND COMMITTMENT
TUCKER MAX'S VALUES ARE:
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
WHILE SOLDIERS ARE OFF DYING FOR FREEDOM, TUCKER MAX AND HIS DUKE LAW SCHOOL BUDDIES ARE DRIVING AROUND FORT BRAGG, IMPREGANTING THIER WIVES.
THUS THE WORLD WILL SOON BE POPULATED BY PUFFY-FACED, OVERWEIGHT DOUCHEBAGS WITH MAN-BOOBS WHO LIE ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT ON THEIR MYSPACE PAGE.
WHY NOT HAVE A SHOW ABOUT MARINES SERVING THIER COUNTRY, INSTEAD OF THIS SORDID, DEMENTED, DEMEANING DOUCHEBAG THAT IS TUCKER MAX?
BAN TUCKER MAX.
BAN COMEDY CENTRAL.
BAN SIMON SPOTLIGHT.
BAN VIACOM.
THE MARINE CORPS VALUES ARE: HONOR, COURAGE, AND COMMITTMENT
TUCKER MAX'S VALUES ARE:
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
WHILE SOLDIERS ARE OFF DYING FOR FREEDOM, TUCKER MAX AND HIS DUKE LAW SCHOOL BUDDIES ARE DRIVING AROUND FORT BRAGG, IMPREGANTING THIER WIVES.
THUS THE WORLD WILL SOON BE POPULATED BY PUFFY-FACED, OVERWEIGHT DOUCHEBAG LAWYERS WITH MAN-BOOBS WHO LIE ABOUT THEIR HEIGHT ON THEIR MYSPACE PAGE.
sumner.redst...@viacom.com susan.du...@viacom.com jeremie.ruby-stra...@simonandschuster.com claire.isr...@simonandschuster.com
K...@simonandschuster.com jeremy.zw...@viacom.com carl.fo...@viacom.com kelly.mcand...@viacom.com leslie.moon...@viacom.com p...@viacom.com thomas.doo...@viacom.com kkemp...@cpbgroup.com bernadette.sim...@viacom.com r...@kff.org julia.phe...@viacom.com james.bombas...@viacom.com gregory.hru...@simonandschuster.com marisa.dr...@simonandschuster.com o...@simonandschuster.com Victoria.me...@simonandschuster.com jill.sie...@simonandschuster.com carleigh.bro...@simonandschuster.com
TUCKER MAX & HIS LYING MAN BOOBS MAKE JAMES FREY LOOK LIKE ABRAHAM LINCOLN. http://youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3Dzc27DX7qRT0
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